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Postingan Marah2 yg Amat Panjang

WARNING!
JANGAN ADA YG BACA BLOG GW,
TRUS IKUT2AN TERSINGGUNG OR MARAH2!
This is my space.


For 2 weeks, starting Monday,
office life will be heaven without TP.
Hore!
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My elbow hurts for no reason
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Some ppl believe in God, some ppl dont.
I dont care.
Ngapain berdebat?
Toh gw uda pasti kalah debat intelektual.
So what?

I believe what I believe, and so do they.
Mo percaya patung kek, mo percaya uler kek,
mo percaya tikus kek, mo percaya monyet kek,
mo percaya dewa kek, mo percaya angin kek,

Biarin aja lah....
toh semua orang mati at the end.

Bagi yg percaya life after death, then there is a life after death.
Bagi yg ga percaya, ya udah.. once mati ya mati.
Gampang kan?
Liat aja nanti gimana tooh?
Kali aja orang mati semua berubah jadi kodok!
Percaya apa kata ati aja deh...
(bagi yg masi punya hati ya)
gitu aja ko repoot.

Kalo ati gw sih percaya Tuhan itu ada.
Gw masih percaya Yesus, and akan terus percaya.
Regardless all the questions and doubts.
Itu gua. Titik.
Kalo lu?
ya terseraaah....
gampang kaan?
gitu aja ko ribeeet.. ehuahuahu

Im not into evangelism,
daripada gw ngajar2in orang,
mending gw beresin ati gw dulu deh.
Wong ati sendiri aja masi berantakan,
tau diri lah.
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Ada yg nanya,
ngapain nyumbang ke gereja/mesjid/wihara?
kenapa ga dibagiin aja langsung ke orang2 yg butuh?
Ya udah, kasih aja.
Jangan cuma ngritik orang laen,
kalo emang mo ngasih ke yg butuh ya ngasih aja toh....
ngapain si ngeribetin orang laen?

Nah, biasanya orang2 yg protes itu justru yg ngomong doang.
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Ini masalah hormon beneran bikin berantakan.
Uda mo dapet tapi ga dapet2.
Pengen banting2 barang rasanya...
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CSI Miami, emang bener si Horatio mati?
wah.. pentolan CSI pada rontok semua nih.
Asal jangan Mac Taylor aja yg dieliminasi.
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Kenapa ya Yen2 banyak diprotes?
banyak orang yg bilang "iih, ko bisa si anaknya ditaro di KL?"
For the love of god!!
SUKA2 DIA ANAKNYA MAO DITARO DIMANAAAA!!
Personally, gw pikir it does NOT make her a bad mom.
She has her own reason!
And dia ga punya kewajiban buat ngejelasin ke tiap orang!

Jangan simply judge cara orang laen nge-raise their children.
Everybody has their own reason.
kenapa si banyak self-righteous people out there?
Emangnya kalo ngurus anak sendiri or pake babysitter bikin lu jadi good / bad parents?

Siapa sih yg bisa nentuin siapa good or bad?
udahlaaah....

kalo emang udah melek2 anaknya disiksa (fisik, mental, etc),
baru laaah bisa ketok palu,
bilang kalo mereka bad parents.

Tapi apart from that?
doooh... udahlaaaahhh!
Ga penting banget tiap orang diprotes.
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Yes.
Gw lagi penuh emosi.
Kenapa? Ya ga tau!
The blood needs to come out.
Udah 3 hari gw ngamuk2 mulu bawaannya.

And mami gw tercinta,
biasa deeh....
"ah, ga ada hubungan hormon ama marah2"

Iye.
Kalo gw aja...... yg berhubungan ama hormon,
ga boleh marah2.
Tapi dulu kalo ngko gw yg hormonal gara2 teroid bilangnya
"gapapa, lagi judes... itu hormon"

Wooo... MAKASIH!
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And buat si belagu yg belaga elit.
Plis deh!
Lu tuh cuma sok2 ikutan gaya idup orang laen doaang.
Keliatan banget wannabe-nye! Tengil tau!
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Gw bosen.
Gw belon puas ama yg gw punya sekarang.
Bodo amat orang mo ngomong "lu harusnya besukur"

Heh! dasar mulu koya-an! Sori yeee...
standard gw ga serendah itu.
Emangnya ga boleh gw besukur AND aim higher at the same time??
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TP.... Paul itu tetep boss lu gimanapun juga!
Gimanapun juga you're not the big boss.
So stop being so stuck up with ur arrogance.

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Andi juga!
gw KAGA TAU itu crocs satu nyelip/ilang/jatoh/kebawa siapaaaaaaa!!!
Uda dari kemaren dibilang,
uda dicariin, uda diubek2, tapi KAGA KETEEEMMUUU!
Kenapa si nanyain muluuuuu..
Ya gimana doong?
Beli ampir 30 pasang, yg 29 ada, yg 1 kaga ada.
jawabannya.... GUA KAGA TAAAUUUUUU
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Ini rumah segede gini,
komputer ada 4,
tapi masa ga ada satupun yg CDRom-nye bener??!?!?
Bikin keki ajeee...
Yg satu rusak tempat CD-nya ga bisa kuar,
yg satu lagi kaga ada tempat CD-nya saking mininya.
yg satu lagi kaga tau chargernya dimana...
yg satu lagi kaga ada programnya..
perfect banget si ni ari?!?
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Si kakah juga!
Bolak balik minta naekin, turunin, naekin, turunin,
maunya apa si?
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Emangnya kenapa sih kalo Andi balik and gw ga nyambut di pintu???
Does that make me a bad wife???
Ga puguh tau ga sii! Ga puguuuuuhhh!!!!!!
Biasanya juga gw paranin kok,
cuma ini gw lagi males ngapa2in!
Duileee.... ga tiap bulan PMS gw kayak gini kok!!!
Ga setaon sekali juga kali ampe parah gini!
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And FYI,
gua senyum ke andi!
Ke andi doang ni ari!
Give me some credit on that lah.
This is the worst PMS ever since the first time I got my period.

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Gua sebel biskuit gw diambil mami,
dikasih ke Stella!!!
Itu kan punya guaaa!!
Tanya dulu kek, jangan maen kasih.
And you know what??
Tadinya Crocs gw mo diambil satu,
mo dikasih Melissa anaknya om jijin.
Untung selamat.

PLEASE deh!!!
Just because we went abroad,
doesn't mean semua kudu dibeliin oleh2 kan?
At least kalo mau beli ya beli disana dong.
Beli spare oleh2 kek.

Jangan pas uda pulang,
trus barang2 gw yg diembat2in,
trus dikasihin ke orang2 yg bahkan ga penting menurut gua!
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Hayo... sapa lagi yg nyolot?
sekalian biar keluar disini.

karena... yaaa.... maap, maap deeh,
pardon pardon deh....
ga berani ngomongin langsung semua yg gw ketik ke orang2 bersangkutan.
....... well, except ke mami and Andi si.

HAUHAUHAUHUHA!!!!!

Alaaaah...... semua juga banyak kan yg cuma berani ngomong dibelakang?

*sedikit lega*
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